silly joke

The farmer says, " My goat can say the months of the year."
"No, way," replied his neighbor.
To get the goat started the farmer began, "January, Febuary, March, April, "Maaay" said the goat.
"I can't belive it!"
I told you.

why would a skunk hide under your bunk

rhymes

I wonder if i can jump over this great bump.

rhymes

I wonder why my furry pet hates to get a little wet

sheeps

where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baba shop

Test

Test

Ground Floor

We were in the lift.The building had G+4Parking+20Floors.

Aayisha: Total 24 floors

Me: Total 25 Floor. Why you did not add Ground Floor?

Aayisha: It is stuck to the Ground.

Me: LOL!