If i have five baseballs in one hand,
and i have five baseballs in the other,what would i have?

Really BIG hands

Knock Knock Jockes

"knock knock."
"who's there?"
"Seven, eight, nine."
"Seven, eight, nine who?"
"Seven ate nine cookies"

Knock Knock Jockes

"knock knock"

"who's there?"

"Toodle"

"Toodle who?"

""Toodle-oo to you too!"

Why was Little Red Riding Hood suspicious when she saw the wolf's big nose?




Because

When were clock's invented?




Once upon a time.